Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Ram or Sham Funny Hindi Jokes

Ram: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Sham: Phir kya hua?
Ram: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

Ramu jokes

Ramu fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
ramu ki topi per goli lagi
ramu ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

Ramu Hindi Jokes

Ramu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Ramu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Ramu Funny Joke

Ramu dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".
Ramu: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!