Sunday, 26 July 2015

Funny Joke

Mom: Sofa Letne Ke Liye Nahi Hota Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hai. 
Son: Haan Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne Ke Liye Nahi Pehen Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai...
Ek Chappl Aur Padi!

Funny

Girls' Ki Prayer:
Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho;
Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho;
Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho;
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho!

Marriage Joke

Husband: I love you!
Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.
Husband: But you fight with me the most.
Wife: Because you are the world to me!

Santa Banta Jokes

Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?
Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?
Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?