Sunday, 15 October 2017

Pappu Jokes Funny


 Pappu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?

Maa : Nahi to beta!

  Pappu: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

Sonu Te Monu Jokes

Sonu:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????

Monu- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi 

Pappu Funny Jokes

Pappu class me haans raha tha,

Titu: Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Pappu: Tum kaun ho?

Titu: Mein monitor hu

 Pappu: Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

Santa as a father Pappu as a son Jokes

Santa: “Son, you were adopted.”
 
Pappu: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
 
Santa: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Ram or Sham Funny Hindi Jokes

Ram: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Sham: Phir kya hua?
Ram: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

Ramu jokes

Ramu fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
ramu ki topi per goli lagi
ramu ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

Ramu Hindi Jokes

Ramu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Ramu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.